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Running Out Of Gas…

I put my car in neutral and engage the parking break at the drive-up ATM. I’m only going to get twenty bucks out because I already have…

4 min readNov 22, 2016

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Running Out Of Gas…

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Coming Soon…Donald Trump’s Theme Park, D.C., District of Catastrophe

Misogynists, Xenophobes, Bigots and Supremacists get ready for the thrill of a lifetime. January 2017 marks the opening of Donald Trump’s…

3 min readNov 9, 2016

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Six Lessons Learned By Horror Movie Victims That You Should Remember When Dating

6. Lesson 6: Chrissy Watkins in JAWS- Don’t Dive Into Anything

6 min readSep 2, 2016

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Six Lessons Learned By Horror Movie Victims That You Should Remember When Dating

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Why ‘Friends With Benefits’ Is An Oxymoron

If you’re my friend, please don’t fuck me.

5 min readApr 29, 2016

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Why ‘Friends With Benefits’ Is An Oxymoron

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An Open Letter To My Employer In Regards To My Poor Job Performance…

I have to tell you something, I’m being emotionally abused.

7 min readApr 22, 2016

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Laurie B Meade
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Seriously, Enough About Gratitude…

I think it happened somewhere between the publication of The Secret, Oprah Episodes, and sips of Chai Tea Lattes: the great ‘a-ha’ moment…

6 min readApr 19, 2016

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Laurie B Meade

Five Ways To Get Rid of Frustration

I run into frustration a lot, and mostly she is a bitch.

3 min readMay 21, 2015

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Laurie B Meade

Laurie B Meade

Just another writer trying to change the world, one word at a time. Proud sponsor of bitch fests everywhere. Follow me @shirleyjcat

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