Crisco-Slicked Fastballs and Gay Dads

An international man of mystery meets his match

A gay man with a bent wrist and a Crisco-slicked fastball —

That’s me, darlings! It took a broken lawnmower, a 13-year-old boy, and some trampled daffodils to figure out that shortening is useful for more than just greasing baking sheets and well … never…