

Stoop Kid
The wails of sirens echo and reverberate from what seems like every direction. I’ve been moving through back alleys and side streets, through crowds and traffic, so they don’t know exactly where I am yet. Still, it’s only a mater of time before they find me. They are legion and I’m but one; an expendable, mass-produced cog in this machine called society.
As I continue going through the motions of escaping, even though I know it’s a wasted effort, I take a moment to wonder how things ended up this way. My childhood was normal, my parents never so much as spanked me. My grades were average. I never got into drugs or alcohol to the point where they would have been a problem. I graduated from college and had a decent paying job. For all intents and purposes, I was perfectly normal and “well-adjusted”.
Things like this don’t happen to normal people. Everyone knows that. In the news, in movies, or on TV shows, only people with exciting, intrigue-filled lives are supposed to go through this type of shit. I’m no secret agent or criminal mastermind, and still… here I am. I was supposed to have a normal, boring, life. Maybe I would’ve gotten married at some point down the line, had a couple of kids, then gotten old and died. This shouldn’t be happening. It’s not fair!
More sirens now. There’s no escaping this, is there? It’s really happening and there’s absolutely nothing I can do to get out of it. So then those news stories, movies, and TV shows were all complete bullshit. This — can — happen to anyone. They just don’t want us to know that because if the fact that no one’s safe was common knowledge, the suicide rate would skyrocket.
I feel like such a rube — buying into all the lies sold to me by the media. It’s not even one of those wacky conspiracy theories that people can laugh off. Just a simple fact; that no one is Exempt, that things — ARE — as bad as they seem if not worse. We choose to deny these things every day because pretending that everything’s ok is safer — less stressful. And who has time to be stressed when there are bills and taxes, groceries and 50 hour workweeks?
I see a kid sitting on a stoop, fiddling with a cell phone and smiling. He looks so naive. So ready to buy into all the same bullshit as the rest of us. It’s too late for me, but maybe I can spare him from the disappointment of having all those convenient delusions shattered at the worst possible time. There isn’t much time so I yell.
“Hey kid!”
He turns my way with a bland look on his face.
“Stay on that stoop, kid. The world outside will kill you.”
At first he just scoffs and tries to go back to his phone, but as the lights and sirens close in and I’m surrounded by uniformed men with rifles, the look on his face tells me at least part of my message sank in.
“Hey, what are you watching?”
“Oh, it’s just some low-budget indie flick. Pretty crappy stuff.”
“Ha ha! Yeah, it sounded very dramatic.”
“It was full of ham-fisted two bit cynicism. Every struggling wannabe “artiste” thinks the sky is falling and that it’s the deepest thing ever to write about.”
“Why do you think they’re like that?”
“Because they’re miserable losers. The kind of perennial failures who can’t believe that anyone should be happy. They don’t realize that they’ll always be third-rate hacks because no one wants to buy their depressive bullshit. That kind of stuff never sells. At best, some of them might get lucky enough to be “cult” or “underground” hits. It’s pathetic.”
“Isn’t that a bit harsh?”
“Hell no it’s not harsh! If anything, they should be grateful if even five people like me are bored enough to consume this kind of trash for free without suing them for wasting our time. You have to understand that these kinds of “artistes” are scum; they’re fucking lowlifes who just can’t get real jobs and think they can dupe people into buying shit like this.”
“Watching that guy watch that movie was fun but he’s an asshole.”
“Wait… I’m confused now. Who’s watching who? And what does any of this even mean?”
“We’re all watching each other and being watched by everyone else. Always.”
“But if everyone’s just watching then who actually sees anything?”
“And the last word goes to… you, the reader.”